Total Medals Earned: 1,653 (From 370 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 2/15 (30/500 points)
Purchase one upgrade
Collect two stars on a level
Expand 25 Atoms
Collect 3 Stars
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 10
Expand 500 Atoms
Visit our site
Collect at least two stars on each level
Collect 23 Stars
Max out one upgrade
Complete Level 15
Max out all upgrades
Expand 1000 Atoms
Collect 45 Stars
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/250 points)
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
