Total Medals Earned: 1,650 (From 367 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,795 Points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
First time?
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 20/20 (455/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
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Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
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Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Gain at least 500 points
Gain at least 1000 points
Gain at least 2000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 10
score a height of 15
score a height of 20
score a height of 5
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Start the game
Get the first power-up
Get the second power-up
Get the third power-up
Win
Speedrun in under 300 seconds